As you know, I’m a big fan of the interweb. I mean, you’re on it for a start. And everyone knows that you’re my favourite. Because of the interweb, the cruel unforgiving universe became a little bit lovelier yesterday and nobody had to post any pictures of kittens for it to happen. I came into [...]
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General Election 2010: The Final Chapter
The deals have been done and compromises made and, looking at the photographs, it now appears that we are ruled by the Upper Sixth debating team. More worryingly, Phil Collins will be on his way back from Switzerland. Su-su-fucking-ssudio for the next five years. One good thing that has come from this election is that [...]
Twitter: A Pun’s Best Friend
While strolling from work to my car, I tweeted this delicious bon mot: A devilish piece of wordplay, I’m sure you’ll all agree. But then Twitter took the idea to it’s sweaty 140 character wide bosom and I received a cavalcade of awesome plays on words. I couldn’t commend all the tweeters individually, so I [...]
The Easter Story Told Through Twitter
I seem to have inadvertently told the story of Easter through Twitter yesterday. Seeing as I’ve got nothing else to write about, I thought I’d stick it on here: THURSDAY: FRIDAY: When doing this, I tried to register @Jesus_H_Christ as a username on Twitter, but it wouldn’t let me. Thinking someone had already taken it, [...]
Obsequious Tweet Test
Celebrities. They give so much and yet ask so little in return. They entertain, amuse and befuddle us and all they require is entrance into a nightclub before the proles. Though I heard a story that Nikki from Big Brother was overheard using the tried and tested phrase “Don’t you know who I am?” after [...]
MasterChef: Worse Than Crack: Part 1
The Better Half and I were watching the television the other day when I turned to her. “Is there anything else on? This episode of ’24′ is rubbish,” I said. “That’s because we’re watching ’60 Minute Makeover’,” she replied. ”Masterchef is on in a minute.” “Word.” I worded. Anybody who knows me knows I bloody love [...]
Another Drop In Standards For The Fourth Estate
At long last, I finally wrote something funy and one of my tweets made it onto page 21 of the Times today. Sorry about the quality of the picture: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! In payment I’ll take a discount on my Sky subscription, Mr Murdoch. I’ve had my moment. I’ll be quiet now.
Stormtrooper Twitter Feeds
…Are Surprisingly Dull…
Kirk Regretted Buying Spock an iPhone for Christmas
Yes. Spock’s first name is Nigel.
Oxford PWN Polish & English?
Oxford PWN Polish & English? That’s quite some claim there, Oxford! Photo by me. Killer joke by @unslugged. He also blogs here. It’s very good. I had to post this up on the site in case you didn’t see it on Twitter as @unslugged’s line was so damn good. Coupled with the fact that the new [...]
