2nd April 2002 11th August 2011 Before Twitter and Facebook, you’d come up with a joke about a current event and think “Hmmm. Too soon?”. Now, you come up with a joke and think “Hmmm. Too late?” I’m still not sure whether the world is ready for that Queen Mum reference, though.
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The Perfect Social Networking Site
I’ve signed up for several social network sites now; Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn. It is a fact that very little networking goes on and the majority of people use these sites to complain about things. Or complain about people complaining about things. Or complaining about people complaining about the complainer and how the complainer is [...]
Death – The Story So Far
I have toothache. I considered setting fire to my head in order to distract myself from the awful throbbing pain in my jaw, but I decided to write this post instead. Which is the literary equivalent of setting fire to YOUR head. Sorry. The Death Twitter Project is going very well. We even – bizarrely [...]
Books For Four Year Old Feminists
Feminism (n) – The doctrine advocating social, political, dragon slaying and all other rights of women equal to those of men. What’s not to like? Kid B is currently obsessed with princesses and fairies. Fairies I’m okay with, they’ve got magic’n’shit and ‘Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom’ is the funniest thing on the telly. Princesses, though, [...]
Is Twitter Angry About Something?
Inspired by the various “Is Twitter Down?” websites that exist, I’ve spent 5 minutes knocking together: IsTwitterAngryAboutSomething.com Well. Is it?
For Sale – One Universe (Slightly Soiled)
Oh dear. @Its_Death is trying to sell the universe on eBay. Spiv.
Something Important Happened Here
As somebody who writes jokes and hyperbole on the interweb in the hope that one day somebody will see them and give me money to write jokes and hyperbole, I’m going to have to have my tuppence worth about the Twitter joke trial. For those who aren’t aware of what it’s about, it’s all documented [...]
Stuff My Brain Vomited Up
Once again, real life has got in the way of me doing anything unconstructive. So, in a spectacular moment of vanity, here are some bad jokes/observations I wrote on Twitter that you might find amusing. If you’ve not already seen them. They probably don’t work out of the context. Oh well. “I’ve just seen [...]
Zombie Fact #8: Zombies Love Social Media
Even after the Zombie Apocalypse, the Undead will still be pissing around on Twitter: Remember, zombies are very good at 20 Questions This shambles was inspired by @WoodlandBear who also does the rather charming We Write Lists blog.
