“You want to be an astronaut? A ballerina? Tough. Do you know how much the training will cost? There’s a recession on, you know. Play with this.”
I’m hoping Kid C’s first words are “Do you want fries with that?”
You know how the argument goes. People have their own ideas on how the universe came into being. The Big Bang. Created by some omnipotent being. Or shat out of Simon Cowell’s arse:
CREATIONIST: “I believe that the universe is only several thousand years old. It says so in the Bible.”
EVOLUTIONIST: “Is that the one that [...]
Do you like the bad play on words? It came to me while watching the last of the Matrix films on New Years Day morning (Yes, that’s how rock’n’roll I am!)
And congratulations to the Wachowski Brothers for somehow making a big budget battle sequence involving GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS long and boring.
Anyway, Happy New Year. Once [...]
I believe my feelings about Simon Cowell are well documented but nothing could have prepared me for the sight of a 4 FUCKING FEET HIGH PILE OF CDs OF A KARAOKE COVER OF A MILEY CUNTING CYRUS SONG.
So – needless to say – I’m on board for trying to get RATM to number one.
The NME [...]
Good quote in the Guardian on Saturday:
“Last week “Jedward” nearly went out only to be saved by Simon Cowell despite his past criticism of their performances, leading to claims that he had put commercial considerations before artistic merit.”
The man who gave us the music of Sinitta, the Teletubbies and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers? In it [...]
Due to public demand (well, demands from a couple of you), I’ve made you a downloadable Atheist Advent Calendar.
Yes, an advent calendar where every door is empty. LIKE OUR SOULS!!!
You will require:
2x White A4 Card
A Responsible Adult
Click on the link below and print the PDF out onto the card.
Yes. Even the blank page. I’m bloody thorough.
Sorry. I could only find a Spanish version of it on Youtube….
Oxford PWN Polish & English? That’s quite some claim there, Oxford!
Photo by me. Killer joke by @unslugged. He also blogs here. It’s very good.
I had to post this up on the site in case you didn’t see it on Twitter as @unslugged’s line was so damn good.
Coupled with the fact that the new job is causing [...]
Apologies for going dark for the last week. Did you miss me?
For those who don’t know, I was in at the International Screenwriters’ Festival in the illustrious grounds of Cheltenham Ladies College. If those walls could talk. Just think of all the stories of lesbian experimentation…
10 Things I Learned This Week:
1. Cheltenham is a town [...]