2nd April 2002 11th August 2011 Before Twitter and Facebook, you’d come up with a joke about a current event and think “Hmmm. Too soon?”. Now, you come up with a joke and think “Hmmm. Too late?” I’m still not sure whether the world is ready for that Queen Mum reference, though.
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Books For Four Year Old Feminists
Feminism (n) – The doctrine advocating social, political, dragon slaying and all other rights of women equal to those of men. What’s not to like? Kid B is currently obsessed with princesses and fairies. Fairies I’m okay with, they’ve got magic’n’shit and ‘Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom’ is the funniest thing on the telly. Princesses, though, [...]
Is Twitter Angry About Something?
Inspired by the various “Is Twitter Down?” websites that exist, I’ve spent 5 minutes knocking together: IsTwitterAngryAboutSomething.com Well. Is it?
For Sale – One Universe (Slightly Soiled)
Oh dear. @Its_Death is trying to sell the universe on eBay. Spiv.
The Problem With the BBC Have Your Say Site…
…Is that, due to it being filled with gibbering delusional maniacs, I can’t work out if this is the greatest joke of all time. I’m going with ‘Greatest Joke of All Time’.
Something Important Happened Here
As somebody who writes jokes and hyperbole on the interweb in the hope that one day somebody will see them and give me money to write jokes and hyperbole, I’m going to have to have my tuppence worth about the Twitter joke trial. For those who aren’t aware of what it’s about, it’s all documented [...]
Stuff My Brain Vomited Up
Once again, real life has got in the way of me doing anything unconstructive. So, in a spectacular moment of vanity, here are some bad jokes/observations I wrote on Twitter that you might find amusing. If you’ve not already seen them. They probably don’t work out of the context. Oh well. “I’ve just seen [...]
Student Advice From Twitter
I’ve gathered quite a few new followers on Twitter who have just completed their A-Levels. Now that I’m over the fact that they are all smarter, thinner, younger and prettier than me, I thought that perhaps I should pass on some of the wisdom that I have accrued over the years. Let’s face it, today’s [...]
Zombie Fact #8: Zombies Love Social Media
Even after the Zombie Apocalypse, the Undead will still be pissing around on Twitter: Remember, zombies are very good at 20 Questions This shambles was inspired by @WoodlandBear who also does the rather charming We Write Lists blog.
