If ‘Independence Day’ Was Made Today…

…Jeff Goldblum would probably be getting annoyed with iTunes… Army of Dave. Proving you can’t keep a bad joke down.

If Jeff Goldblum Had Used Windows In ‘Independence Day’…

(Look, Clippy would’ve been around when ‘Independence Day’ came out, so it’s funny, right?)

The Rapture! It’s True!

The Rapture is predicted to start today, May 21st 2011. At first, I thought it was just the ramblings of another self-publicising leader of a religious cult until I saw this: Remember, the secret phrase to get into heaven is “Armageddon Outta Here!” I’ll see you all on a cloud in Paradise. Peace. Out.

Maybe AV

I watch the news in a pathetic and futile attempt to look intelligent, but sometimes I can’t help but be spectacularly childish. The word behind Nick Clegg is just one letter out… Today the polls are open for the referendum on AV (I’m voting ‘Yes’ because if we take AV away, won’t DVDs stop playing [...]

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