I haven’t been blogging. My wireless router died a horrible death. My ISP sent me a new one. I decided to re-name it. I am a child.
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The Daily Mail Needs You!
The Daily Mail is currently recruiting journalists for a training course: “Britain’s most successful newspaper group is offering would-be reporters and writers an exciting and challenging yearlong training course, plus the chance to work at the Daily Mail and Mail Online We are looking for bright, sharp, intelligent writers who believe they can be fast-tracked [...]
Apple To Update iPhone Keyboard…
…To reflect changes in modern grammar.
Dear Top Gear…
First of all, I didn’t think you had to apolgise to the Mexican nation. It’s nacho problem, it’s theirs. While I was looking around the interweb, I came across the photograph of the Top Gear presenters: “Hang on. You could probably hollow them out and put one inside the other,” I thought to myself. And [...]
Apparently…
… I am ‘FHM Approved’ And people said I’d need bigger tits…
Historical Fact!
Stonehenge was actually a giant game of Jenga built to appease the “Party Gods”
