So you’ve got your iPhone. Made to wait in a humiliating line outside the shop, enduring the ridicule of passers-by who do not yet require an electronic device to fill the void where their soul used to be.

But you’ve discovered that, when making telephone calls, the signal strength drops and you sometimes get disconnected. Once you’ve discounted the possibility that the other person has simply hung up on you because you keep banging on about your bloody iPhone, you can only conclude that there must be a fault.

Sure, Apple have begun shipping free cases but that would ruin the aesthetics and smooth lines of the design. Plus people won’t know that YOU’VE GOT AN iPHONE 4! Which was kind of the point of you getting it in the first place.

Ladies and gentlemen, worry no longer. What you need is an iGlove:

Army of Dave Enterprises’ top engineers have worked tirelessly through the afternoon and produced this ergonomically designed rubberised phone augmentation.

Designed to eliminate conductivity and contact with your phone’s aerial, you will be able to shout “I’M ON THE TRAIN!!!” with neither lost calls nor people wondering what kind of phone you’re using.

Available For the Left Handed:

As Well As the Right Handed:

Apple CEO Steve Jobs had this to say about the iGlove:

“Who are you? How did you get this number? You’ve done what?! I’ll get in my private jet, fly over and kick your limey ass. Well, I would do but my plane doesn’t work in the rain. It’s not an issue, though. All planes don’t work in the rain.”

Steve Jobs, Yesterday

Available direct from Army of Dave Enterprises for £14.99.

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UPDATE:

The iGlove celebrity endorsement has flooded in:

Yes. Pretty Bloody Chic. So will they all be wearing them in Shoreditch soon?

Bugger.