I quite like the Express report on “England’s World Cup Triumph”. We might not be able to play the game but – bloody hell - we rock when it comes to the admin.
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I quite like the Express report on “England’s World Cup Triumph”. We might not be able to play the game but – bloody hell - we rock when it comes to the admin.
Have you seen the Express’s front page on this day, 8th July 2010? That’s 20-Fucking-10. The 21st Century. The Gays and the Foreigns! Two Bigotries No Waiting! It’s a perfect storm of fucktardary. My impotent rage means that I am unable to construct a coherent sentence about this, but I thought that it was important [...]
Yes. Yes I am because, as the Better half will testify, I’m a pedantic geek who really needs a hobby. Earlier on today, Total Film posted this tweet: It’s a lovely piece of trivia and it’s gone around the internet like wildfire precisely because it’s lovely. But it’s completely wrong. When showing Marty how the [...]
I’m hoping he was going to write “catch me” but was nicked before he could finish…
Are your kids bored? Listless? Filled with a vague sense of ennui that they’re unable to quite explain? Well, worry no more as I’ve found the Best Toy Ever: Yes. It’s a toy car that plays ‘Funkytown’ by electro-pop journeymen Lipps Inc! The school holidays will fly by as you baffle your offspring with thirty [...]
On advice from my legal team, I thought I’d better email Legal & General about their error: “Hello! I just need to point out a bijou error-ette in your recent mailing to me: My children’s safety and security IS NOT paramount. Wait. Sorry. That’s not the mistake. It’s the fact that you refer to me [...]
Yes, Legal & General, my children’s safety and security IS paramount. Wait. What?
I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to come up with governmental policy. That’s what the government is for. It’s not up to me to come up with the ideas and then for them to “do the admin”. But the coalition government has other ideas and has set up http://yourfreedom.hmg.gov.uk where you can submit [...]
