So you’ve got your iPhone. Made to wait in a humiliating line outside the shop, enduring the ridicule of passers-by who do not yet require an electronic device to fill the void where their soul used to be. But you’ve discovered that, when making telephone calls, the signal strength drops and you sometimes get disconnected. [...]
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Have You Seen The Queen’s De Niro Impression?
It’s Fucking Awesome.
The Daily Mail Embraces The Internet
While looking around the Daily Mail website (I know. I know.), I stumbled upon this interesting item: Internet Explorer 8? Customised for MailOnline, you say? The problem is, it all works fine until you try and look at something other than the Mail’s website:
Daily Express Hits New Low
Now the Express is claiming that people from Poland employed as cleaners can give you cancer! Oh. Wait. They mean like Mr. Sheen don’t they? Sorry. I just see the word “Polish” on the front page of the Express and immediately assume that they’re being offensive about people from overseas. Carry on.
A Young Man’s Guide To Musical Theatre
I’d like to write a musical one day. Possibly involving a Zombie Chorus Line. The only obstacle standing in my way is my complete song-writing ineptitude. Musicals have a bad reputation amongst men of my generation. It’s possibly something to do with the suspension of disbelief. We sit there muttering “Why has some mentalist started [...]
Dave Is Being A Film Snob
If you know me personally, you will be fully aware that I tend to cry like an eight year old with a skinned knee during films. Particular highlights include bursting into tears while simply describing the funeral scene in “Cry Freedom” to Kid A, borrowing a stranger’s tissues while watching “Philidelphia” (I can’t be bothered [...]
English Football – Good On Paper. Shit on Grass.
I quite like the Express report on “England’s World Cup Triumph”. We might not be able to play the game but – bloody hell - we rock when it comes to the admin.
You Really Need To See This
Have you seen the Express’s front page on this day, 8th July 2010? That’s 20-Fucking-10. The 21st Century. The Gays and the Foreigns! Two Bigotries No Waiting! It’s a perfect storm of fucktardary. My impotent rage means that I am unable to construct a coherent sentence about this, but I thought that it was important [...]
Am I Really Writing A Blog Post About This?
Yes. Yes I am because, as the Better half will testify, I’m a pedantic geek who really needs a hobby. Earlier on today, Total Film posted this tweet: It’s a lovely piece of trivia and it’s gone around the internet like wildfire precisely because it’s lovely. But it’s completely wrong. When showing Marty how the [...]
