You like cool stuff, don’t you? That’s why you come back here, on the off chance you might see some, in what can only be described as a magnificent example of hope over experience.

With that in mind, would you like to see something that is utterly charming yet – at the same time – completely sinister?

Of course you would. I know my audience:

Wook at da ickle man wiv da machete and disembodied head!

It’s over at My String Dolls. Have a look. There’s loads of them. All with varying levels of cute/terror but a consistent level of awesome.

Apparently, they’re based on a traditional Thai toy. So I’m buying this one to educate my children about both Eastern culture and how you should never EVER mess with someone with the surname Voorhees.

 If I’d make one suggestion, I could see a market for zombie dolls. How about it?

It seems that this would be the only way I could form my Army of Darkness.