It’s the end of another month and lazy blog post time again! This will probably work better if you play the guitar riff from “Whole Lotta Love” in your head. I’ll start you off: “Da-na-na-na-na-chugga-chug-chugga-chug. Da-na-na-na-na-chugga-chug-chugga-chug.” 1. What Sir Patrick Stewart Should’ve Said To James Corden At The Glamour Awards 2. Oh No! It’s An [...]
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England – “As Shit As The Sugababes”
Every four years, English football fans have a sense of entitlement because – y’know – we won it in 1966. But look very closely at the two photographs above. Evidence that – like the Sugababes’ management – the FA have been quietly replacing the original line up of the award winning English national side with [...]
I Am Jack’s Impotent Rage
This is what Goodfellas call a “Pepperoni Madness” pizza: I presume the Goodfellas marketing meeting went like this: “We’ll call it Pepperoni Madness but we’ll put very little pepperoni on it.” “Call it Pepperoni Madness but put very little pepperoni on it? But that’s madne… Oh. Very good. More champagne!” This pizza is a metaphor. [...]
The Daily Express Has Got Confused
I know spending your days full of impotent rage must be tiring and you must forget what you’re doing sometimes. But It’s FOREIGN PEOPLE who have come to THIS COUNTRY you don’t like. Not the other way around. Also, does it look like someone’s let too much air out of John Terry?
In Praise of Football
Even though I am a fully paid up speccy wheezy geek who was always picked last at games, I have a soft spot for football. Blame it on my father, who was an amateur goalkeeper through most of my childhood. Not for me the instant gratification of American sports like basketball, nor the interminable games [...]
Zombie Fact #8: Zombies Love Social Media
Even after the Zombie Apocalypse, the Undead will still be pissing around on Twitter: Remember, zombies are very good at 20 Questions This shambles was inspired by @WoodlandBear who also does the rather charming We Write Lists blog.
Cool Stuff
You like cool stuff, don’t you? That’s why you come back here, on the off chance you might see some, in what can only be described as a magnificent example of hope over experience. With that in mind, would you like to see something that is utterly charming yet – at the same time – [...]
An Open Letter To Kenneth Branagh and Marvel Studios
Dear Ken, Stan and everyone at Marvel Studios As I enjoyed the ‘Iron Man’ films (or is it ‘Iron Men’ films? I’m unsure of superhero grammar), I am very excited at the prospect of the upcoming ‘Thor’ movie. So I have today been reading the film’s page on the IMDb website. Imagine my disappointment to discover that [...]
