Remember I emailed Sky Television CEO Jeremy Darroch earlier this week?

Well, I’ve got the afternoon off work and I was a bit bored so I got in touch again. Yes, you’re right. My partner does put up with a lot:

To: Jeremy Darroch

Subject: Sky Signal Problems

Hi Jeremy

Sky customer number XXXXXXX here again.

I thought I’d just give you an update on the situation I emailed you about earlier this week.

The good news is the engineer came on Wednesday, fitted a new satellite dish and I now have people again on my telly.

He did leave the old dish lying in the garden, but this isn’t a problem. I’m of Belgian descent and we’re a resourceful breed. Just look at that Tin Tin. He had mad skillz.

So I’ve fitted it to my kids’ play house:

The awesomeness of this is two-fold.

1) All the other kids in the street will be crazy jealous and this will increase my children’s social standing at birthday parties.
2) I can probably cancel the Kids Television Package and they can make believe they’re watching ‘Dora The Explorer’ in the garden. Mind you, I’ll miss the Big Red Chicken.

Stay in touch.

All the Best

Dave Turner