So you’ve barricaded yourself in the shopping mall. You’ve got food and a shovel. Shut out, the zombie hordes are pathetically clawing at the window of Superdrug. You’ve earned a bit of a break.
But what to do for entertainment? There’s no “Cash in the Attic” after the Zombie Apocalypse. And you’re burning the contents of Waterstones for warmth. Apart from that Justin Bieber biography that you’ve put aside to get you through the dark lonely nights.
Justin understands. Justin takes the pain away.
In preparation, why not download and keep these handy Zombie Top Trumps cards? The game has been carefully designed by top level experts in the undead to accurately reflect the zombies’ available skill set.
Print out as many cards as you like. It makes no difference. With the input of leaders in the field of irony, the game is guaranteed to last forever with no winner emerging, thus act as a metaphor for the futility of your existence.
Really, you might as well put the shotgun in your mouth now.
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