…And starts the constitutional process to ready Number 10 for its next occupant.
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…And starts the constitutional process to ready Number 10 for its next occupant.
I’ve had about five hours sleep. That’s alright. Thatcher survived on four. Admittedly, she used to drink the blood of newborn kittens to harness their energy, but – all in all – I’m doing okay. This morning was like the worst Christmas Day ever. I lie awake in bed wondering exactly how much shit I’d [...]
Instead of writing an ‘X’, if you can draw the following on your ballot paper without crossing a line twice, your vote counts double. Honest.
Welcome to the Election Night Drinking Game! First some housekeeping. Normally, I’d ask that if any children have been accidentally conceived as a result of this or any of the other drinking games, I’d ask that you call him or her Dave. But people might think you’ve named them after Cameron, so I think we [...]
It’s best to think of Polling Day like ‘The X-Factor’ Final, but with the added disappointment of the winning act’s single stuck on constant loop for the next five years. People have registered in record numbers, meaning that there will be many more first time voters. With this in mind, I’ve compiled this guide to the [...]
To paraphrase the awesome Kent Brockman, election fever is sweeping the country like wild fever. Even WWE Wrestling is urging its viewers to get out to vote on Thursday. Now, seeing as the average age of its audience is about 12, I think this is wasting precious “wailing on people with a folding chair” time. [...]
