So, it has come to this. It breaks my heart when two true artists who have been so good together both professionally and personally find themselves in emotional turmoil due to external pressures. What? Mendes and Winslet? No. I’m talking about the fact that Jedward have been dropped by their record label. And just when [...]
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“Griff Love Chunk”
It should be noted that the title for this post came from @Teespirit on Twitter because it had me giggling for an age and is much better than anything else I could come up with. Look, I know it’s a cheap shot but I’ve never claimed to take the moral high ground when it comes [...]
New: Tesco Value Music
It’s like normal music but a lot blander. Still, at least Mothers’ Day albums have some kind of nod to modernity. Fathers’ Day albums are created in a parallel universe where no music exists after 1978. 300 compilation albums featuring Born to be fuckin’ Wild.
Dolphins and Parliamentary Privilege
I hate dolphins. Smug bastards. I like to go up to them, scream “Opposable thumbs!” and open jars in their faces. This is why I’m banned from Seaworld. But the ability to pick up telephones and – for example - use a keyboard to write news stories possibly aren’t the best examples of our superiority over everyone’s [...]
Google Streets View
THERE HE IS!!! That was very silly. Sorry. x
This Amused Me…
Here’s today’s Daily Mail front page for your consideration: Daily Mail reports that Facebook is attacked for “irresponsibility”!!! May I also direct you to Hadley Freeman’s column advertised at the top of the Guardian’s front page: It made me chuckle. But I am easily pleased.
Warning: This Post May Contain Traces of Michael Winner
You may have read that the government are considering introducing compulsory insurance in order to cover compensation claims resulting from dog attacks. This compelled me to make bad jokes on Twitter along the lines of “I took out cheap pet insurance. They wouldn’t pay out as they claimed it was ‘An Act of Dog’” And [...]
Best. Name. Ever.
I hope he runs around the battlefield shouting “DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!!” Just another quick post today as I’ve got to sort out Mother’s Day. Kids A-C and I are getting the Better Half this: Everyone keep quiet, okay? She thinks it’s an iPad.* *That joke is dedicated to Bob.
Tesco: Every Little Helps
I’ve discovered why my weekly shopping is getting more expensive and Tesco’s profits are soaring: I was also surprised to find that there is a condom machine in my local Tesco’s toilet. I would’ve taken a photograph but… well… I didn’t want to look odd. Taking photos of soup is enough for me. How much [...]
