I’ve discovered why my weekly shopping is getting more expensive and Tesco’s profits are soaring:

I was also surprised to find that there is a condom machine in my local Tesco’s toilet. I would’ve taken a photograph but… well… I didn’t want to look odd. Taking photos of soup is enough for me.

How much of an awesome pickup artist must you be in order to pull amongst the crispy pancakes?

And why wouldn’t you just go and buy a pack from the pharmacy aisle? Much better value for money.

Yeah! Blogging about my trip to Tesco! Where’s my book deal?