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Littlejohn Confesses!
Unfortunately, I’ve not been able to read the article but does the sentence “The Elf’n’Safety Madness Even He Couldn’t Make Up” imply that Richard Littlejohn in a notorious liar who has a habit of “making shit up”? Maybe it’s just me or I’ve missed a point somewhere.
Obsequious Tweet Test
Celebrities. They give so much and yet ask so little in return. They entertain, amuse and befuddle us and all they require is entrance into a nightclub before the proles. Though I heard a story that Nikki from Big Brother was overheard using the tried and tested phrase “Don’t you know who I am?” after [...]
MasterChef: Worse Than Crack: Part 2
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Grocer Has Landed. He has answered our appeals from Part 1 This is what I love about Twitter, blogging and the interweb in general. If it wasn’t for this outlet, all this would be rattling around my head and the poor Better Half would be left to put up with this [...]
MasterChef: Worse Than Crack: Part 1
The Better Half and I were watching the television the other day when I turned to her. “Is there anything else on? This episode of ’24′ is rubbish,” I said. “That’s because we’re watching ’60 Minute Makeover’,” she replied. ”Masterchef is on in a minute.” “Word.” I worded. Anybody who knows me knows I bloody love [...]
Pointing and Laughing
Now, I’m not as smart as people like Charlie Brooker or Anton Vowl. They can take a topic, analyse it and provide insight. I see my role as simply pointing and laughing. To this end, I check the front pages every day for anything pointable. Remember my blog post yesterday? After commenting on the Sun’s [...]
Knob Jokes And Politics: Together At Last!
I’m sure you’re all fully aware that the Camerons have announced that they are expecting a baby in September. The Sun reported this with possibly the most insane headline in the history of modern publishing: I think we can all agree that it demeans everybody involved, including the reader. Could I suggest, if David and [...]
Another Drop In Standards For The Fourth Estate
At long last, I finally wrote something funy and one of my tweets made it onto page 21 of the Times today. Sorry about the quality of the picture: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! In payment I’ll take a discount on my Sky subscription, Mr Murdoch. I’ve had my moment. I’ll be quiet now.
Breaking News: Apple Announces New Product
March 17th 2010: Apple use St Patrick’s Day to announce a deal with Guinness to market a new product to be known as the Apple iRish: “In many ways, Guinness and Apple are the perfect partners,” said Steve Jobs. “Guinness - like Apple products - does roughly the same thing as it’s rivals but looks prettier and costs a lot more.” [...]
