At school, I was told that I would either become a writer or end up forming a cult.
As the former is taking longer than anticipated, I thought I’d have a crack at the latter. That’s where the money is. End of the World Cults.
I saw this headline today on the Broadcast Now website:
Yes. What we believed to be E4’s infinite loop of re-runs will end in Autumn 2011 and so herald the End of Days.
Forget 2012. This is the Big One. There are those that believe the apocalypse will be summoned when the sale at DFS ends, but these heretics will see the light.
Remember that when the 6 Horsemen of the Apocalypse leave Central Perk for the last time and we ascend to the Great Coffee Shop in the Sky, it is not the end. We will merely be “on a break” from this plane of existence.
If you would like to be part of this Movement, my brothers and sisters, please leave a comment beneath.
And now we will meditate and repeat the sacred mantra:
“U-ar-ova-mee-wen-wer-u-unda-mee?”
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Fucking cunts. The lot of them. Every single, talentless one. (Except Cox cos she was OK in Scream as a bitch news reporter, but only cos she is a bitch).
So that’s a maybe, then?
I knew, one day, you’d come…
(…eeewww)
Shit, man. Shoot me now – or buy me the box set. Not sure I can live without it.
I wish I was being sarcastic.
I thought Greens never quit ?
I know! If you wanted to watch an episode, you’d just think to yourself “I’ll just wait 6 weeks and it’ll be on.”
I actually start to hyperventalate if there’s one on I havent seen 8 times before. But that hasnt happened since 1805.
When I heard that it’s been snapped up by Comedy Central, I thought, “Thank fuck for that!”
We no longer have Comedy Central. It was a wise choice to scale down our cable deal.
Personally though I think the world will end when Sports World closes down.
If there’s a world without cheap trainers, then I don’t want to live in it anyway.
I have the entire series on VIDEO – luckily I also have a VCR
You’re all welcome to come round and watch any time. Bring wine. and food
The Holy Grail is the one where Elle McPherson dumps Joey. The universe conspired to keep me away from a tv whenever it was on for years. Still now, time management means that I’m rarely about when it’s on.