At school, I was told that I would either become a writer or end up forming a cult.
As the former is taking longer than anticipated, I thought I’d have a crack at the latter. That’s where the money is. End of the World Cults.
I saw this headline today on the Broadcast Now website:
Yes. What we believed to be E4’s infinite loop of re-runs will end in Autumn 2011 and so herald the End of Days.
Forget 2012. This is the Big One. There are those that believe the apocalypse will be summoned when the sale at DFS ends, but these heretics will see the light.
Remember that when the 6 Horsemen of the Apocalypse leave Central Perk for the last time and we ascend to the Great Coffee Shop in the Sky, it is not the end. We will merely be “on a break” from this plane of existence.
If you would like to be part of this Movement, my brothers and sisters, please leave a comment beneath.
And now we will meditate and repeat the sacred mantra:
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