January 15, 2010
Categories: unfocussed rage . Tags: bbc have your say . Author: armyofdave . Comments: 1 Comment
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The Problem With The Galactic Empire Is…
…It’s Run Mostly By The British…
I Prefer to Crush My Kids’ Ambitions Early
“You want to be an astronaut? A ballerina? Tough. Do you know how much the training will cost? There’s a recession on, you know. Play with this.” I’m hoping Kid C’s first words are “Do you want fries with that?”
Science Vs. Religion. I’ve Sorted It.
You know how the argument goes. People have their own ideas on how the universe came into being. The Big Bang. Created by some omnipotent being. Or shat out of Simon Cowell’s arse: CREATIONIST: “I believe that the universe is only several thousand years old. It says so in the Bible.” EVOLUTIONIST: “Is that the [...]
The World’s Shortest Computer Game
During my enforced festive hiatus from the blog, I saw this while shopping: You simply have to shake the Wii controller to whack off a virtual Tiger Woods as he weeps in a hotel room. How late am I with this joke? -EDIT: I’ve just seen the ‘Pay & Play’ sticker in the top left corner. [...]
New Year Revolution!
Do you like the bad play on words? It came to me while watching the last of the Matrix films on New Years Day morning (Yes, that’s how rock’n’roll I am!) And congratulations to the Wachowski Brothers for somehow making a big budget battle sequence involving GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS long and boring. Anyway, Happy New [...]
