Today will be the last day that I have a cigarette.
I’m not getting any younger and I have a family to think of.
And the Better Half is on to me.
But, as part of a spectacularly irregular series that began with ‘One For the Drunks Amongst You’, here is my parting gift to all the social outcasts out there.
If I ever had a packet that warned of “low fertility”, I always imagined that my sperm all looked like Hitler and that made it easier to deal with.
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Congrats and good luck. I stopped a short while ago, Allen Carr though a tit was a help. I suppose I would have imagined that my sperm all looked like Alexei Sayle being Harry the Bastard.
Cheers!
I only have a few every now and again at work these days, but I need to cut them out completely.
Yes. Harry the Bastard. That would work.
Sweet. Good luck mate. Supposedly.. some fella decreed that it takes 21 days to make or break a habit.. whilst I can’t vouch for the where this came from.. It certainly kept me focused and proved to be effective in my attempt