January 29, 2010
Categories: satire, star wars . Tags: darth vader, tony blair, war inquiry . Author: armyofdave . Comments: 1 Comment
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All zombies have an irrational fear of Tom Petty.
…Are Surprisingly Dull…
Chewbacca is just three Ewoks standing on each other’s shoulders and wearing a big fur coat.
Shhh. Don’t tell Han.
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Today will be the last day that I have a cigarette.
I’m not getting any younger and I have a family to think of.
And the Better Half is on to me.
But, as part of a spectacularly irregular series that began with ‘One For the Drunks Amongst You’, here is my parting gift to all the social [...]
So you’ve gone back in time. You’re not sure where, when and who you are.
The first rule is don’t go running around asking everyone what year it is or who the president is. You’ll just end up looking like an idiot. Or a Daily Mail reader. Or both.
The best thing to do is to keep this [...]
Hello. My name’s Dave and I’m a ruthless self-publicist.
While enjoying a few glasses of wine last night, I had an unfeasible idea. I normally have unfeasible ideas after wine, including the Ribbed Tampon and a self-lubricating iPhone screen to avoid the condition of “Tweeter’s Thumb”. But this one I thought I might have a less [...]
That’s the last one. Honest.
