I spent a LOT of time yesterday looking through pictures of R2-D2. While doing this, a thought occurred to me. He looks awfully like what I believe are referred to as “Love Egg” vibrators. Don’t believe me? Have a look: I think they’re missing a merchandising opportunity. What could be better than giving the Geekette [...]
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Proof That Emperor Palpatine is REALLY Evil!
He reads the Daily Mail and everything! Bloody Jawas. Coming over here and taking our robots.
Death Star Technical Support Part 2
A day after the warranty ran out, the Death Star got the Red Ring of Death. Typical. Bloody Microsoft.
“Set Co-Ordinates for Threshers. Engage!”
It’s all go in the Army of Dave barracks today so I’ll just leave you with this thought: Seriously, how many members of the crew need to be off the ship/incapacitated before you leave fucking SCOTTY in charge of the Enterprise?
“Only 3 To Beam Up, Scotty”
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Steve beamed down to the planet. Steve wasn’t feeling overly optimistic about this.
Once in Royal Bespin City…
Setting up your nativity scene? Lost your Joseph? Why not substitute him with Jabba the Hutt?!? Why didn’t Joseph and Mary book a hotel room in advance? I mean, it WAS Christmas, after all. Of course the hotels were going to be busy. In related news, I found out recently that the Immaculate Conception doesn’t [...]
First Contact!
Whenever the Enterprise encountered a hot new species, Kirk insisted on upgrading the ship’s condition from ‘Red’ to ‘Sexy Alert’.
