New Merchandising Opportunity

I spent a LOT of time yesterday looking through pictures of R2-D2.

While doing this, a thought occurred to me. He looks awfully like what I believe are referred to as “Love Egg” vibrators.

Don’t believe me? Have a look:

I think they’re missing a merchandising opportunity.

What could be better than giving the Geekette in your life a vibrating R2-D2 next Christmas?

Possibly with realistic droid noises.

I’m sure we can get it through the Lucasfilm Marketing department.

Who’s in? I’ll get on with the prototype…

3 Comments

  1. I think the vibrating egg sex toy looks a lot more like Wall-E’s Girlfriend Eve……just saying

    http://www.thealmightyoracle.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/walle-eve.jpg

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