I spent a LOT of time yesterday looking through pictures of R2-D2.
While doing this, a thought occurred to me. He looks awfully like what I believe are referred to as “Love Egg” vibrators.
Don’t believe me? Have a look:
I think they’re missing a merchandising opportunity.
What could be better than giving the Geekette in your life a vibrating R2-D2 next Christmas?
Possibly with realistic droid noises.
I’m sure we can get it through the Lucasfilm Marketing department.
Who’s in? I’ll get on with the prototype…
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I think the vibrating egg sex toy looks a lot more like Wall-E’s Girlfriend Eve……just saying
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Ooh. You’re right. It’s creepy. But right.
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