Well, I managed to make my way through the Sci-Fi Advent Calendar!
Here they all are listed out in order so you can see what a truly worthless exercise it all was…
1. Luke Skywalker Hated Christmas…
2. An Imperial Christmas
3. Kirk Regretted Buying Spock an iPhone For Christmas
4. Kirk is Buying Uhura’s Present. Kirk is a Sex [...]
Happy Christmas From All The Zombies!
Except Zombie Clown.
He’s a Jehovah’s Witness.
As it’s Christmas, you probably deserve the finest speech ever about ‘Star Wars’ written by somebody who is actually funny.
Apple is just better alright? Jeff Goldblum could bring down a melonfarmin’ ALIEN MOTHERSHIP with just a PowerBook.
I have trouble getting onto my Wi-Fi with my PC laptop.
That joke came from the Better Half.
Yep, she’s Foxy Hot and knows her way around a bad play on words. I’m the luckiest man on Earth…
I believe my feelings about Simon Cowell are well documented but nothing could have prepared me for the sight of a 4 FUCKING FEET HIGH PILE OF CDs OF A KARAOKE COVER OF A MILEY CUNTING CYRUS SONG.
So – needless to say – I’m on board for trying to get RATM to number one.
The NME [...]