My Twitterings

• Why's Lily Allen got a fatwa? Oh. Just read it properly. Sorry. 19 minutes ago
• So Kate Winslet is now a single mum with 2 kids by different fathers. Where's the Daily Mail's outrage? 24 minutes ago
• RT @commentisfree Any suggestions for our Best of the Web today? Anything you really liked online in the last few days? < Anything I did..? 39 minutes ago
• Actually I've deleted that last blog post. It wasn't very funny. I apparently have some standards. Who knew?! 56 minutes ago
• Just sent an email to a Big Producer. Very 1st word in it spelt wrong. Cock. (The word wasn't "cock". I am one.) 2 hours ago