Good quote in the Guardian on Saturday:
“Last week “Jedward” nearly went out only to be saved by Simon Cowell despite his past criticism of their performances, leading to claims that he had put commercial considerations before artistic merit.”
The man who gave us the music of Sinitta, the Teletubbies and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers? In it for the money rather than artistic integrity?
The man that came to the planet Earth to team up with Stock, Aitken and Waterman and destroy the human race? He’d rather make a quick buck than put something of any worth into this world?
No fucking shit.
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The man also gave us the music of Curiosity Killed the Cat, Sonia Evans, Five, Westlife, Robson & Jerome, Ultimate Kaos,World Wrestling Federation, Zig and Zag.
Of course! Robson and Jerome! ROBSON AND BLOODY JEROME!!!!
I was surpised you missed that one. If God gave Rock and Roll to us (as 4 guys wearing face paint will have you belive) then Simon Cowell must be the Devil for all the “artists” who have sold their soul/integrity to him in return for being the new face of his evil empire for a day or whatever the shelf life of reality pop stars is this year.
[...] believe my feelings about Simon Cowell are well documented but nothing could have prepared me for the sight of a 4 FUCKING FEET HIGH PILE [...]