Due to public demand (well, demands from a couple of you), I’ve made you a downloadable Atheist Advent Calendar.
Yes, an advent calendar where every door is empty. LIKE OUR SOULS!!!
You will require:
2x White A4 Card
Scissors
Glue
A Responsible Adult
Click on the link below and print the PDF out onto the card.
Yes. Even the blank page. I’m bloody thorough.
Cut the 25 squares on three sides in order to make 25 little doors.
Glue the the picture of the mighty Dawkins onto the blank piece of card.
Open one door every day in December until Christmas Day and stare into the void contained within!
Voila!
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Actually, if you make one could you send in a photograph? It would justify this whole exercise to the Better Half. I promised her a massage last night and then ended up dicking around with this. Or why not subscribe via RSS or email? The buttons are just up there on the left. Nope. A bit higher. Yes, that’s it. Cheers.
I am your dancing monkey.
Love
Dave
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What… no chocolate?
Well, that would defy the point of the emptiness. There is no reward here…
the reward is knowing you’re right
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But it only goes up to 25! I believe it’s the custom in Modern Times to allow one’s soul to be crushed every single December morning.
Too busy digging myself out of my own holes to help you with yours. Besides, the ultimate joke is in not even bothering to make it.
Hey – since according to Google we are the only two people on the planet who have thought of this, can I let you know about my Atheist Advent project – 24 solstice songs played on a godless guitar, posted one a day until the aforementioned astronomical event takes place.
But, sorry to say – I am not sure you are a REAL atheist. I bet if I came round to your house I’d find you illuminating an icon of Richard Dawkins, and expostulating the scholastic doctrine of ethical nihilism.
I shall check it out! I’m all for a bit of godless guitar.
You got me, I’m an Agnostic Atheist. There may be a god and if there is, he’s a bit of a twat.
Cheers, ArmyofDave – btw: You know that Philip K. Dick scene where there’s a plastic god hanging from a car’s rear view mirror? Then someone says: God’s dead; astronauts found his body orbiting a nearby star. And the reply comes: we don’t know it was god, just a being that could make worlds in its own image.
I forget which book itwas. But what genius – and pretty much the last word on the topic, as far as I can tell.
You can visit my Atheist Advent HERE. Cheers.
Peace.
I came accross your site doing backround research on the atheist calendar (damned right, we deserve our own calendar!)
I got a chuckle from it. But hey, although I have no soul, it is not empty (picture one hand clapping).
Cheers.