My Twitterings

• Thank you Ford for making a car that doesn't crash when I aquaplane at 70 mph x 22 minutes ago
• Twitter Hive Mind. What's the best Wii deal put there? Thankyouplease. 10 hours ago
• I have coined the verb "grand-moff-tarkin' ". The act of annoying someone by destroying their home world. 12 hours ago
• Thermos. Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do I use to keep things luke warm? 13 hours ago
• A couple more hours until Horne and Corden shout moronically at each other. What have I recorded on the Sky+ box? 13 hours ago