That joke was inspired by @nausea18 on Twitter. Go on. Follow him. The man’s obviously a genius.
Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been mostly Grand-Moff-Tarkin’ this week. Which is the act of annoying somebody by blowing up their home world.
I’ve also been adventing. Which is the act of shouting at the television when they [...]
Pudsey’s bandage hides a flesh wound sustained in a fight with Zombie Clown during a BBC Radio Solent outside broadcast.
Zombie Pudsey now lives in Terry Wogan’s basement and feeds on the brains of Sarah Kennedy’s listeners. He has come close to starvation on several occasions.
Abusing Children In Need’s copyright like this is probably a “Go straight [...]
There was one design flaw with the Stormtrooper uniform – Vader could never be sure whether it was Steve who kept calling him a twat.
Good quote in the Guardian on Saturday:
“Last week “Jedward” nearly went out only to be saved by Simon Cowell despite his past criticism of their performances, leading to claims that he had put commercial considerations before artistic merit.”
The man who gave us the music of Sinitta, the Teletubbies and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers? In it [...]
Due to public demand (well, demands from a couple of you), I’ve made you a downloadable Atheist Advent Calendar.
Yes, an advent calendar where every door is empty. LIKE OUR SOULS!!!
You will require:
2x White A4 Card
A Responsible Adult
Click on the link below and print the PDF out onto the card.
Yes. Even the blank page. I’m bloody thorough.
I always found Bagpuss a bit… well… creepy. I still can’t look at sepia photographs without a sense of unease. Or at least that’s what I tell family members when they suggest looking at old family photographs
The two dullest activities on Earth are:
1) People telling me about their dreams.
2) People showing me their photographs.
Actually, thinking [...]
It’s the Zombies. They’re voting for Jedward on ‘X-Factor’.
Except for the Zombie Clown. He’s a ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ guy. He’s rooting for the notorious racist Anton Du Beke.
Sorry. I could only find a Spanish version of it on Youtube….