Er… I think there might be a few new members of the Army of Dave today.

Hello! Please help yourself to drinks and cheese’n'pineapple on sticks. The toilets are just through there and the coats go in Kid C’s bedroom.

Yesterday was a good day. The Nick Griffin drinking game received over 10,000 hits and the response was overwhelmingly positive. People seem to understand what Evelyn Beatrice Hall almost said:

“I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death your right to say it. But I will also fight for my right to take the piss.”

We were mentioned on the Guardian website. They even referred to me as a writer. Being a pinko-bed-wetting-bleeding-heart-white-male-middle-class-guilt-ridden-Guardian-reading-liberal, this made me do a little sex wee.

Thank you to everyone who re-tweeted, blogged, posted on forums, emailed, commented and generally spread the love. I am grateful, warm and fuzzy.

I won’t dwell on the car crash television as I’m sure it’ll be documented by far more erudite people than I. Suffice to say that Bonnie Greer pwned Griffin.

I won’t dwell because there are far more pressing issues to hand.

The badges. They’re here.

Wanna have a look?

If I could work out how to spell that drooling noise Homer Simpson makes, you’d be reading it now.

Now we deal with the logistics of passing these out to you guys.

If I know you socially or you’re going to the Screenwriters’ Festival, I’ll give them out in person.

If you’d like one posted to you, click on the ‘Contact Me’ tab at the top of the page, email me your address and one will be inexpertly stuffed into an envelope.

Now for the awkward part.

I don’t want to charge for them because – well – it’s a form of advertising for me. But I am currently between jobs and the Better Half is a lot harder than me. Trust me, I’ve seen her give birth. She could take me easy.

So, I’m taking the Radiohead approach to things and set up a little ‘Donate’ button at the bottom of the page. If you’d like to chuck in a few pence to help with the postage costs that would be great. Thank you. If not, that’s equally as great.

Phew. Got through that bit without too much squirming.

Love to you all

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