Zombie REALLY like haikus. They’re just not very good.
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Zombie Fact! #1
Despite their lumbering appearance, zombies are surprisingly good at ’20 Questions’.
The Galaxy’s Got Talent
Yoda is perfect for BGT. He has ’a story’. The only one of his species. Galactic Civil War. Exiled to the swamp world of Dagoba. All to the soundtrack of ‘Chasing Cars’ by Snow Patrol. Not a dry eye in the house.
Army of Dave – Ruining Your Childhood
There was nothing Vader enjoyed more than footage of happy slapping Jawas.
A Guide To An Electronic Life
Welcome to the 21st Century. Unfortunately, it’s not the world full of flying cars and mullets as promised by ‘Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan’ and I have yet to teach any aliens this thing that we humans call a kiss. But, I hope these handy hints may help you through modern life until [...]
Chapter 173 – In Which Dave May Be Appreciated In His Time
I like lists. My favourite list of all time was found in a Tesco shopping trolley one day. I really wish I’d kept it. In lovely female handwriting, it read: Shampoo Milk Bread Wine Steak And then, underneath, in big bold scribble – added by her partner I presume – were the words: SHITLOADS OF [...]
All Together Now…
Lightsabre chopsticks? Use the forks, Luke!!! I thangyew, I thangyew. My name’s Dave and I’m here all week. Try the chicken.
Overheard
A quick post today as I’m hammering on with the writing that might actually pay me something someday. What am I? A clown here to amuse you? A monkey to dance for your entertainment? “Dance, Monkey Dave, Dance!!!” I hear you cry. Anyway, last Friday I was strolling past Natwest bank in my home town. [...]
