I Can Help You Lose Weight!

TWO easy tips to a sexy stomach? TWO?

Forget cowboys like this site. I can do it in ONE!

1. Eat Less Cake.

You will all receive invoices in due course.

Are they actually the same person?

July 29, 2009
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: armyofdave

7 Comments

Comment by John Self on July 29, 2009 10:25 am

I liked this one. Brilliantly wrong. Are these ads really for weight loss products or just links that give you a virus? I’ve never actually clicked on one.

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Comment by armyofdave on July 29, 2009 10:29 am

Ha ha! Big fat Fail!
And I’m not sure I’d want a diet story to be shocking. That’s not going to entice me in.

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Comment by Antoniab on July 29, 2009 9:18 pm

How about: Here’s a weight loss package: Staple gun with staples enclosed. Staple lips together – no can eat.

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- Comment by armyofdave on July 30, 2009 6:43 am
  
  Nice! First 100 packs get a free soup straw?
  
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  - Comment by Antoniab on July 30, 2009 6:47 pm
    
    No! They get nowt on the staple diet.
  - Comment by armyofdave on July 31, 2009 4:22 am
    
    Harsh, but fair. But mostly harsh.
Comment by Antoniab on July 29, 2009 9:19 pm

Could be the same person, but second shot in figure-hugging top, maybe airbrushed a liittle.

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